Friday, October 1, 2010

An Essay Exploring the Best Sexual Position...another "penetrating" analysis by Dean, The Breastman Extraordinaire

In this edition of my blog I explore the advantages of a number of sexual positions.  Of course, in the captions of I continue the adventures of Dean, The Breastman Extraordinaire...reember, it's Dean's world...lol.

Well, to explore these sexual positions, I've clled upon the talents of the Czech big bust model Terry Nova.  I admit to being totally enchanted with this buxom babe.  Not only is does she fit my slim but stacked template.  However, it must be noted, she is not a skinny girl but there is a good amount of cushion for the pushin'.

In addition to her heavy hanging hooters she has a cute little ass that just begs to be grabbed, groped and spanked and one that looks so good when she is getting fucked on her hands and knees.  Also, she is quite proflific..she appears, it seems, everywhere on the internet.  SCORE and her own site have a great selection of videos and shots of her. 

But as a breastman, I would be remiss if I didn't remind my readers once more about how her huge honeys hang, swing and sway sooo nicely, as evidenced by the video below that I offer as an introduction to today's entry...


...oh Dean...time to get up...there...YOU ARE UP!!!  Oh goodie!!!

See what I mean...now that is a splendid set of big ole titties....

Okay, first, let's explore those various positions, angles and methods of getting it on...

First, and here it should be no suprise, I begin with the girl on her knees in a stance for titfucking....in the clip below we get a great view of Terry's big beauties hugging the guy's cock, him rocking back and forth in between her oiled up beauties, moaning in ecstacy.

...any man who has slipped into that glorious tit valley and enjoyed that back and forth, up and down acition, taking in the view of your cock--yes, your cock--taking your pleasure...and looking down on her cute face contorted in lust and pleasure of her own, knows how just so damned exciting it all can be...


...when they had first started their bi-weekly trysts, Terry had been baffled as to why Dean always wanted to begin this way...well, after the first few times...she found herself wanting to begin this way as well...

Now here I admit to really liking this position...I refer the reader to my July 31st blog, "The Whence and Wherefore of My Breast Obsession."  Call to mind while I was in high school I engaged in an affair with a thirty-something, married MILF.  A big boobed babe,  K was the first woman I tittied fucked and I still remember thinking, "Damn, who knew there were women who would let you--want you--to that?"  K also introduced me to the practice of cuming on tits...yes, being able to slide in between her big beauties, her giving my dick a great jug hug...wonderful....


...and of course, not only did they start this way..but they often ended this way as well...oh that Dean...she would tell herself...he really likes titties...

Like any "always bone-hard" teenaged male, I loved fucking pussy...and I loved banging away at K.  I remember after laying with her a number of times during that summer of wine and roses, tits and ass, K how we moved to the point of my cuming on her tits.  After she had taught me to titty fuck her, I would get close to climax while humping her hooters, either her sitting on the edge of the bed or a lounge chair by her pool, me standing there moaning and groaning in my lust, and then I woudl beg for pussy...

K would either lay back and spread her legs, or roll over onto her hands and knees and aim that gorgeous ass up at me...muttering little endearments...oh yes baby, come and get you some pussy, or, take your pleasure....here it is, or if her ass were in the air--here, baby all this is for you...wow.

And I would slip inside her...and just go pussy pumping crazy...

At some point, K began to ask me, expecially when we were doing it missioary style if I was getting close to cuming...if I groaned or gasped yes she would say, "I want you to cum on my tits, I want you to pull out and come on my big tittes..."

Well, I would try to accomodate, but that pussy felt sooo damned good...I just couldn't pull free...I wanted to stay in that moist, warm, velvet-silk softness...hell, I wanted to live there...but at one critical moment, she actually pushed me out of her, told me to stand at the side of the bed while she sat at the edge--I whimpered in my disappointed at having been evicted from her wonderland...but with one hand K jiggled her jugs and with the other she fondeld my balls...and then, she said the sweetest thing...come on baby, pump it out onto them, mark your territory, make these titites yours."  And, I did.

As a teenager, I could pump out some impressive porn star sized loades and often, K would walk around afterwards, pouring her gin and tonic, me a bourbon, with my load still glazing her big beauties...

So, about every fourth or fifth time I came, I did so on her tits or her ass....

Of course, this means we have to draw a distinction between variations on the theme...the girl kneeling before you or sitting on the edge of a bed or couch, etc,..or on her back with you straddling her, which is my favorite?...hmmm...tough call.


                                    

...there were those times, when Dean was so happy to see her...after being away on business...that she really didn't have time to undress completely...Dean was that anxious...so when she expected home from a business trip, she usually sported a top that she didn't mind if it got stained..

One of the advantages of the woman being on her back is the added joy of feeling her beneath you...that warm tummy...and with her knees up in the air, while your jacking away on your dick, you can still reach around to grab ass or finger into her pussy...but unless her tits are really huge, either you or the woman has to pay attention to keeping them bunched up to form that love valley...

I love the way Terry gets them to wobble around...oh what a view...


...Terry was a clever girl...she had watched Dean jerking on his cock...she had committed to memory the pace necessary to bring her man to completion...yes, she was a clever girl indeed...

So, I tend to favor the position/stance where the woman is either kneeling, or sitting with me standing before her so the tits hang free and down...I especially enjoy the give and take...where I take the titites in hand, then after a several strokes, she takes her tits in hand to take over the action...



...since meeting Dean, Terry had seen a substantial increase in both her monthly baby oil bill...as well as her baby wipes bill...in fact, the checkout girl at her local drug store assumed she had a baby...if only she knew Terry would chuckle to herself...

On a personal note, I love cuming on a woman's breasts, ass and tummy...I'm not so keen on spraying spunk on a woman's face unless she specifically asks for it...

                                        

...there were times when she began to think Dean was in their relationship just for his own pleasure, but then...well...as you see...that wasn't necessarily true...

I love oral sex...both giving and receiving...another of the many lessons learned from K was how to pleasure a woman with my tongue...how to sense her joy by paying attention to her moans, her thigh pressure against my head...how she grabs my hair, he little commands--go deeper, oh just like that, oh lick it, yes, fuck!!! right there...etc....

Then, there is the cowgirl position...both frontal and reverse...I like 'em both...for, of course, different reasons. 

 

...it was times like this when Dean really felt his investment in the stand-up panel mirrors was worth every penny...

Here, I must admit, that among all the possible positions....the reverse cowgirl is my least favorite.  Oh, do not misunderstand me...I love watching the ass action...a woman's beautiful bottom bouncing up and down on me is very, very exciting...but for some reason, this position is a little uncomfortable for me...of course, having a mirror positioned at strategically so I can watch her hopping hooters always helps...

...once a month or so...Dean's best friend Cal would bring his current girlfriend over and join Dean and his current girlfriend for an afternoon of fun and frolic...well, that day, Dean had a lot of fun--about two hours worth--with Cal's busty gal.  But when he came out of the bedroom for some ice to freshen and her drinks and saw Cal and Terry on the couch--well, Dean wanted his girl back...

There have been times when the woman riding me will ask if it feels good, if I like it...to wit I usually reply along these lines...oh yes, I have a nice ass cheek in one hand, a big ole tit in the other and my cock is up in your wonderful pussy..yes, I like...well, those are the reasons I really enjoy the cowgirl position--frontal. There is so much to watch, grab and grope over...of course, the women I've polled--no pun intended, wait, yes pun intended--have told me that they like this position because they can control the pace and that usually they get the deepest penetration...nevertheless...I love the position for the view and easy access my hands have to her...

On my list, my second favorite position is doggy style.  In my bedroom, I keep a triple panel, stand-up mirros, have a mirrored head board so I can pretty much watch the action from the front and the side.  I love being able to watch my woman climb up onto the bed, on her hands and knees and aim her ass my way.  My current, steady bed buddy Cassie likes coaxing me to her with such endowments as "come on baby, take it, come here and get your pleasure" or, "here it is, Dean...this is for you..."


...Terry loved it with Dean...afterall, since meeting him, she had saved so much money on batteries for her vibrator...

Yes...I loved standing there, either at the edge of the bed, on on my knees, giving myself that push pull action while viewing a gorgeous ass, knowing I'm going to get to slip inside her and enjoy that woam in all her naked glory...


...of course, since starting her relationship with him...Terry had lost contact with a lot of her friends, she had cut back her hours at work, she didn't go the theator that much anymore, she couldn't remember the last time she had watched television--she didn't have time anymore!!!!

Yes...then ambling up to her, I like to give her ass cheeks little love taps with my cock...roam my hands over her pretty bum, sqeezing and groping and grabbing it all before slipping into her pleasure place...and then beginning to pump at her...altternating between ramming rump, banging butt and the leisurely slipping, slicking back and forth...with the mirrors at the ready I love watching her titties swing and sway and flop and gallop in time with my exertions--pausing every now and then to reach around and heft up and hooter, the left one, the right...jiggling them, bobbing them about...

Now, a word about Terry...I love watching her in this positiion...the way those beautiful big beauties flounce around is soo exciting...in fact, I've gotten happy more times watching her in this position that any other...


...while she loved being with Dean, she knew that when he stayed over that she would never be able to sleep through the night...

There are times, when I wake up in the middle of night next to my big tittied wonder and feel my need coming on hard...if she has her back to me, I like to reach over and stroke over her hips, pat her ass, reach around and jostle a jug...causing her to stir...Cassie usually moans a bit, still half asleep, bumps her ass against me to let me know it's okay...then she hikes up her leg and scoot closer and she guides me in...and she lets me take care of my business until my need rises again...yummy...


....there were times when, frankly, Dean did it to her so many times in an afternoon or during the night that, well, she was a little sore and had to give her pussy a little break...

As mentioned, I love oral sex...but I have to say that my current bed buddy gives one of the best hand jobs I've ever had...she has learned over our time together the right amount of pressure and her pace is perfect...sometimes she takes me to completion...sometimes she likes to get me hard so she can enjoy it...she often wakes me up with my cock in her mouth or hand.., she does it sooo well...

However, if a woman were to tell me that I could assume one, and only one, position for lovemaking, for fucking...well, my hands down favorite--again forgive the pun--is the old fashioned missionary position.  I love waking up next to a bit boobed woman...and in the case of Cassie, rolling over, mounting her and just getting after it--she often whispers into my ear something like, "oh, baby time for your first thing in the morning pussy, oh yes, pump it..."

                                     
 

....sometimes...they just couldn't wait to get inside...thank goodness Terry thought, for high fences...

I love looking down on that lovely spread of womanhood...legs and arms akimbo, big tits graded to the side, eyes half opened, body ready for fucking...and then to lay onto all that female flesh, her thighs against me, her hands on my back and ass...me grabbing titty, her raising her hips up to allow me to reach under and grab ass, her whispering in my ear, oh yes, fuck me good, go deep and, as with Cassie, when I'm picking up the pace--oh baby, nail my ass to this bed...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

The Mor Dean gets, the Mor he wants...

Eden Mor is one of my favorite big girls. When I think of BBW she is one of the first to come to mind. I love looking over—leering at—her curvaceous body. Her huge tits, that tummy, her broad hips and bountiful bottom—in addition to a cute face--make for such a sweet ensemble of female lovelies—so much woman, so little time.


I watched two of her videos over the weekend, both with solo action and even I am a little embarrassed as to how many times I got aroused watching that big body in action—once I got worked up, I just couldn’t stop.

Well, in one of the videos, Eden gets down on her hands and knees and the view is simply breathtaking. Her huge honeys swing and sway, her beautiful, broad bottom wags and waves…oh so exciting. There are some great slow motion scenes, but in one video she juggles and jiggles her jugs, bouncing and bobbling them around and I just lost it, the first of several shots of my man mess while imagining my hands, mouth and cock all over her lush body.


...right after getting out of the shower she looked out her window and saw that Dean had just pulled into her driveway...oh my, she said to herself, Dean is early...I haven't had time to get dressed...then, she thought to herself...hmmm, even from this distance she could see that Dean was, well, very excited...then she giggled, goodness...does he walk around like in public!  He really shouldn't wear loose fitting pants!


...their plan was to go to a little restaurant for brunch and then maybe take in a museum...but as soon as she greeted Dean...she knew that wasn't going to happen...at least not very soon....


...Eden had to wonder...is it possible that the bulge in his pants was even larger than when he was walking up her driveway...it certainly appeared that way...


....well...when Eden did this...

...and this...she knew there would be no trip to the museum today...and they would probably eat in...ordering a pizza or Chinese delivery...in a couple hours or so...


...and when she did this..well, Eden would never have believed it if she hadn't seen it...but yes, that bulge in Dean's pants got even bigger!!!


...and bigger!...


...and when Dean finally slipped out of his pants...Eden thought to herself...I have a pretty good memory for the size of the guys I've been with, but damn...you would think I would remember that!!!

Yes...I'm sitting here thinking about how nice it would be to enjoy that big-boobed, healthy hipped, ample assed beauty...just roll around with, play with those pretty titties, slipping inside of her, giving little love taps to her ass cheeks, making her squeal, moan and groan with delight...hmmm...what a wonderful looking woman...

Monday, September 20, 2010

A Different Shade of Beauty...black and white nudes...

As anyone who follows my blog knows...I enjoy watching videos and looking over photos of large breasted women galavanting about in the nude....having sex, enjoying a drink, swimming, playing tennis, talking on the phone, petting their dog, gardening...well, you get the point, I love looking at naked, well endowed women...this brings me to today's offering...in addition to porn...I enjoy looking at erotic photos...and those of you who pay attention to these matters know the difference between pornography with its explicit--pardon the double entendre--purpose of arousing sexual desire, and erotica, which aims not only to arouse but to celebrate the human body. 

I especially like black and white erotica as one sees not only beauty of the female form as light plays against shadow...but also one gets a hint of the creativity of the photographer as well...so, today I offer a few from my black and white collection...the eternal, female form...

And remember...read the captions...it's Dean's world!!!


...sometimes, just thinking about Dean and the way he made her feel...well, you get the picture...

I love this photo...in fact, I have a large edition of this in my own little private gallery...there is everything there...the large, lush breaats, the slight tummy, the healthy thighs...the drape of light and resulting shadows all combine to give that curious silent scream--here is a woman!!!!  It is almost archetypal in its composition...

                         
...everyone around town said it was the most difficult case the famed private detective Dean had ever taken on...the job was to find the missing mistress of the famed millionaire Derk Buzzoff...well, what no one realized at the time...but our erstwhile hero had found the lovely dame right off the bat...except...


...except the lovely dame didn't want to be found by her, as it turns out, abusive millionaire lover...she sought to persuade private dick Dean not to let Derk Buzzoff know that Dean had located her...she proved to be very, very persuasive...so, for a month or so, Dean and the lovely Dame traveled around on the millionaire's dime, under the prtense that Dean was following a lead...on in San Francisco, Marin County, San Diego, yes, it turned out to be quite a road trip for our private detective who had to report to his client, eventually, that the trail had gone cold...



...as Dean came out of the bedroom, stopping at the top of the stairs, Mary looked up...she said to her friend Claire, oh my goodness...it looks like Dean is ready again!  Already!  Amazing, she thought.  Well, she continued, I know it's your turn...but I wouldn't mind going again...that is, if it's okay with you...

To wit Claire replied...no baby, I'll take my turn...and not with a little sarcasm she added..but thanks for the offer..you just wait here for your next turn like a good little playmate...I'll be back in about thirty minutes or so...


  

...sometimes...it seemed to her...that in order for Dean to pay attention to, uh, her other assets besides her breasts...she had to employ some rather explicit body language...

As a closing note...if someone knows of a site where I can find more black and white photos of BUSTY women, please let me know...the problem with erotica is that often the women are less well endowed than I would prefer...still beautiful...but, well, I am the Breastman Extraordinaire afterall...thanks...


                                     





Sunday, September 5, 2010

Honey...it's best for your skin if you air dry...you don't need to towel off after a shower...

Just a short entry...

Dean woke up with quite a hangover...all his girlfriends were out of town...so he had partied like crazy with his good buddy Chuck....well into the night...so at the end of their bad boy trek Chuck had insisted that he crash at his place, Dean not being in any condition to drive home...Dean had resisted at first, for he knew that Chuck's wife Terry thought Dean was a bad influence on her husband....



....so, around 9:30 or so the next morning, Dean staggered out of the spare bedroom and stumbled, accidentally, into Terry and Chuck's bedroom, just as Terry was exiting the bathroom...imagine Dean's embarrassment...it was indeed an awkward moment for both of them...for Dean always slept in the nude...and had, in his need for a bathroom himself, neglexted to don any clothes....


...while Terry did disapprove of her husband's association with Dean...Chuck was after all a married man with many responsiblities....she had heard so much about Dean from three of her girlfriends...each of whom told about their sexual exploits with Dean in such explicit detail...and, well, as to one particular description...let's just say..as Dean stood there naked in her bedroom...there was no denying the accuracy of her friends' portrayal of Dean...

...but this presented quite a conundrum for Terry...for she was best friends with Dean's three girlfriends...and Dean was her husband's best friend...what to do, what do, what to do???



...well, even as she struggled for words...even as she waited for Dean, in his naked state, to explain himself, why on earth--she wanted to act indignant--are you in my bedroom, naked!?!...well, Dean's own body langauge...that is to say...his appendage which displayed with such certainty his interest in her spoke for him...and proved to be a very persuasive argument...a, shall we say...a long argument as to why they should simply take advantage of this chance encounter...


...but she had a few conditions...Terry told Dean..first off, I've heard how you are...Chuck gets home from work a little after six...so we have to set all the alarms for no later than 5:30 pm so I will have a chance to shower and you can get out of here..Dean smiled...as now it wasn't only his head that was throbbing...

What a sex pot...I love looking at that goregous set....