A Woman's Guide to Getting Dean To "Stand up" and Take Notice!

...Madge was a bit depressed...she knew Dean was dating--well, she had to be frank with herself--Dean was, she knew, intimate with at least three of her friends...yet, Dean didn't seem at all interested in her...she was soooo frustratied...

...then, one morning...it suddenly occurred to her--a true flash of insight--why Dean wasn't interested in her...the reason was so obvious...

...she simply had not displayed her charms to him in their most favorable light...well, needless to say, Madge had found a way to get Dean's attention...yesirree...

...of course, Madge knew it was one thing to get Dean's attention...quite another to keep him coming back for more...but Madge unlocked that little secret as well...Yep, Dean kept cuming and cuming and cuming back for more...she had to laugh when she thought about it...it really was all so simple...

A couple days ago, I left work early to join my buddies Matt and Randy for a pint at one of our favorite pubs. This particular dinking establisment features a barmaid named Daisy. Daisy is a sweetheart..balancing a healthy respect for her boss with a desire to serve her clientele with a pleasant demeaor, the occasional beer "on the house" and overall "big sister" care.

At first glance, Daisy is--forgive me for being superficial--but she is often described as average looking. Her hair is a plain brown, parted in the middle, draping down each side of her face in limp somewhat dull curtains. I've never seen her wearing makeup. She almost always wears a loose fitting blouse and either baggy blue jeans or a billowing skirt. Sandals or slightly grimed up sneakers.

Everyone likes Daisy...but no one really notices Daisy. However, I would call my erstwhile reader to remember the old adage--you can't judge a book by its cover....

I recently experienced the wonderful pleasure of fucking Daisy. Yes, I got to see her naked and I enjoyed some delightful tit play...her oral skills could use some practice--but, this afternoon she is coming over--so she will have ample opportunity to hone her technique. Yes, I discovered that beneath all that clothing is a splendid set of titties, a round, rolling rump and a nicely shaved pink pussy. Yes, don't judge a book...and so forth...

But of course, I did not reveal my secrets to Matt and Randy. Daisy is in a "committed" relationship. She lives with one of the regular patrons of said pub.

During the course of my drinking bout with Matt and Randy, three women walked in...One lady was outstanding in her appearance...a tall, auburn haired woman with a slender build, modelesque as one might say, beautiful, porcelain smooth, pale skin. The second was a little more frumpily dressed in buisness type attire--a brunette with windblown hair. The third woman was rounded, almost chubby. They ran, from left to right, to outright beautiful, slightly less attractive, to--well, as my friends asserted, average looking.

Matt, Randy and I launched into a discussion of which one we would choose to go after. Both of my drinking buddies agreed the redhead, then the bruneete. They both said they would pass by the third woman.

I demurred. I said, flat out, I would choose the third woman. They of course assumed my decision was solely based on the woman's obvious buxom features. Well, that of course played well into my assessment. But I have, over the years, developed what I believe to be a finely tuned sense of what a woman might look like in the nude. Naturally, one cannot possibly know with aboslute certainaty if a woman, once unclothed, will have a nice body--but I've more often than not been pleasantly surprised.

Hence, today's post. I present photos of what others have described as average looking women...simply to prove my point...and at the risk of boorish redundancy...you cannot judge a book by its cover...

As always, the captions are from Dean's world...and they refer to the photo above them..also, those asterisks indicate just how many times I was distracted in the course of posting...

Enjoy!

...it came to pass that Mandy's two best friends, Chrissie and Tammi became quite jealous of all the attention that Dean fawned upon Mandy...for both Chrissie and Tammi truly thought they both were much more attractive that Mandy...they kept trying to find out Mandy's secret...

...well, Mandy wasn't about to reveal her secret to her two best friends...but Mandy knew it had all been quite simple...the first rule to getting Dean's attention was to simply be right up front with him....that is really what made her stand out from the crowd the first time she had met Dean at the Club 9...when he introduced himself and said hello, can I buy you a drink, she had replied...Dean, do you like to titty fuck?

Now, first I think the young woman above has a cute face. But on the surface, she isn't beautiful in the classical sense of the word. And, further, as in the case of my two drinking buddies Matt and Randy, she probably would not have much magnetic pull in a crowded bar or club. But, beginning with the above photo--things get a little more interesting. That gorgeous tit hanging out, so sweet looking, tasty and freshly ripe.

...thirty minutes later...they were in her apartment...and yes, she did find out...Dean does like to titty fuck!!!  But as pretty as her titties were, she knew that Dean had access to many, many big boobed women...so it would take more than dangling her titties in front of him to keep Dean interested....

As young as those lovelies are, in this photo we get a sense of their pliancy, their potential for bounce and bobble...the above photo invites thought of taking her slim body from behind and humpming away, making thos honeys swing and sway....

...so, Mandy quickly learned that the key to keeping Dean coming back for more...

Let's be honest...I like to fuck pussy.  I mean, I really, REALLY like to fuck pussy.  And if I don't get any for a few days I turn surly.  As a tit man I, of course, have to take in hand huge honeys, bobble them about, kiss on them, get my cock hugged by them, top them off with my load.  I love grabbing ass and jiggling healthy cheeks.  I love getting my cock sucked and I love pleasuring my woman with my tongue.  But inspite of all that--if you don't get to slip that cock inside her pussy, you haven't really furcked. 

One of life's dear delights is to watch a woman strip down, offering up her tits, her ass, her mouth and of course, that wonderland of pussy between her legs...this girl in the above photo moves from being a little cutie, to being a dream girl, all with the unveiling of her lovely body.

...was to keep him cuming...and cuming...and cuming....

As she beckons...who could resist that delicious looking body, the imminent feel of spacing out on top all that firm yet soft female flesh--taking her, doing her over and over, roaming hand, mouth and cock all over that lovely terrain...being serviced through the touch of her hands, the stroke of her tongue, the sweet work of her pussy....

...so,, after a few weeks, Dean--like any man--had become conditiioned.  She knew that he knew that when she invited him to come over, that he would indeed cum all over...

From the piercing blue eyes, to the pouty lips, to her pretty and pert titties, those slim hips and soft ass, she turns out to be a splendid lookng woman....yes, she gets an asterisk...*

...Missy had lived next door to Dean for almost six months and while he was friendly to her when they passed each other in the parking lot or at the complex's pool, she knew he really hadn't noticed her...not really.  Further,Missy had pretty much given up on ever getting Dean to pay attnetion to her as she had witnessed the seemingly endless parade of big boobed women going in and out of his apartment throughout the time she had lived next door....

Time for more honesty...this girl, far from being unattractive still would not immediately appeal to me.  The cleavage hints at some delights to behold...but in general, she does not--again, immediately--fit my physical template. 

...she became further discouraged on the afternoons, nights, mornings when she could hear the squeals of sexual delight the women emitted, the raucus laughter, the moans and groans and the incessant banging of the headboard against the wall...

But again, as I insist above, you can't judge a book...nice tan lines, shaved kitty..and a pair of healthy legs offer up the promise of some happy, rolling around in the sack, romping and rutting...

...but one day, Missy took a real hard look at herself...a truly thorough self-appraisal and concluded...hell, I'm just as fine as any of those little trollops that galavant about in Dean's apartment...

While I do not have any photos of her from behind...this photo suggests a cute little ass...love those round hips, and like to imagine bending her over that counter and putting it to her good...hammering away it...ramming that rump until we both find sweet release...

...she concocted a fairly elaborate story--when she bumped into Dean in the parking lot one day, she told him that her cellphone didn't seem to be working very well, would he please call her just to make sure...well, right there, Dean being a gentleman and wanting to help out the young lady, called her phone...right then and there...

Of course, those tits...got to love those nipples, primed and erect...that is a fine, sweet, splendid set...
 

...the next day, while he was in a meeting...Dean received an unexpected message on his cellphone, with an attached photo...the message said, "These can be yours...all you have to do is knock on my apartment door next to yours...Missy....Dean left work early that day...

A tit man's dream...*

...Dean had left that morning for an extended business trip...by noon Karyn had started to miss him terribly...and, knowing Dean, she was certain he would probably hook up with "some big boobed bimbo"...so Karyn sent him a little reminder of what awaited him when he returned home...Dean called to thank her for the little gift...they chatted for a few minutes...

With cleavage like hers, this young woman probably doesn't fall, strictly speaking, into the category of this post.  But I include her because, well, she has a great set of tits.  But again, if those big beauties were hidden from view, camouflaged with a baggy blouse, I might not take immediate notice.

....the next day, she sent him another little gift...when he called her to thank her, they talked for about fifteen minutes...she was a little concerned...Dean got off only once...

Oh to bury my cock inbetween those huge honeys...rocking back and forth, writhing in the pleasure of the press of those large lovelies against my dick...oooh...have to admit to almost losing my load, almost spewing my spunk...



...by the third day of Dean's being away, Karyn was really, really horny...she sent Dean another gift, this time fairly in the morning...Dean called that afternoon...they talked for thirty minutes...she felt a little better...both her and Dean had "gotten happy" twice...she smiled as she disconnected the phone...she hadn't lost her touch...

Can you say, hanger bangers?  They look dense, hefty...and those nipples...wow....*

...the fourth day...Dean returned to his hotel room early...they talked for almost an hour...as for the times they both gasped out in pleasure...well, she lost count...

...by the fifth day...they talked for almost an hour the first time...later, Dean called her again...*

...on the final day of his trip...she sent a final photo...Dean booked an early flight home....

The thought of her prancing around with her tits out and pussy all exposed...her ass wagging as she moves across the room to freshen our drinks...right after I made my man mess all over her big beauties...a sweet, young lush body...

...Missy (see little vignette above) had a good friend, Kim, who was coming in from out of town..unfortunately, Missy had to work that afternoon.  It started raining and Kim was soon bored....now, Missy had made the mistake of telling Kim all about Dean...a guy who lived next door...so, Kim went and knocked on Dean's door...

Again, a very unprepossessing presence...not ugly by any stretch but a young girl next door type...the little sister of your best buddy, a little temp in to fill in for your vacationing secretary, etc....looks, oh how they can be deceivng...

...although Dean was a bit reluctant to let the young woman into his apartment--afterall, Dean thought, he had a good thing going with Missy--pussy, tits, and toungue at the ready right next door...but soon Dean found himself warming to Missy's friend...

Oh such lovely naturals...plump, bulbous with just the right amount of sag and heft to make for some great titty fucking...suddenly, with the drop of a top, she moves from being simply a girl to being the object of lust and desire...my cock is aimed right at them, right now...*

...in fact, it seemed that Kim was quite an intelligent and well rounded young woman...

What a lovable, lickable, kissable, spankable ass...talk about a round rump...the proverbial cushion for the pushing...and again with the sweet, shaved pussy, that pleasure place is so inviting...

...yes...it wasn't long before Dean found himself really getting into this sassy little cutie....

But again, for The Breastman Extraordinaire, its the tits, the tits, the tits...she looks so pretty in pink...and getting her warmed up with hands, tonuge and teasing with my cock I can only imagine how much fun she would be to get naked with her...she looks like she would offer up some very spirited fucking...

As I mentioned at the beginning, Daisy is on her way over...she just called.  Her live in boyfriend is out today golfing...and guess what!?!  I get to spend the afternoon boffing her...yep, I'm a poet...

Hope you enjoyed today's post and have a great week!